Beauty is Skin Deep: The Truth Behind the Platitude

by Jalyn Giraldo | 2:44 p.m. | September 24th 2014

Photo Credit: hebrewessence.comI got a big wake-up call when I got back into the dating world a few years ago after a divorce. My friend told me that it was not the same old world that it was when I was out there dating. I was confused. Apparently, my friend was trying to tell me nicely that I was not going to find a lot in the way of quality guys because I didn't pass the beauty yardstick test. I was confused because I do not see myself as ugly. I'm overweight but not exactly bound to my bed and unable to breathe when I move. I carry myself with dignity and grace and I always wear flattering clothes and not sweats or pajamas to Wal-Mart.

Truth be told, though, I know what she meant. Physical beauty does wonders for one's dating and love life. Men and even women are called shallow when they're upfront about wanting a good-looking person on their arm to wear as an accessory or as long-term mate. I talked to a few of my friends about it and oddly got very different responses.

Humans, when in a loving relationship or entertaining the idea of one, nearly always give a brief thought to what their kids would look like. The truth is that initial attraction is not going to be based on the fact that you are quite the mathematician or that you've read the bibliography of Fyodor Dostoyevsky. If you have crooked or missing teeth and pimples and just generally look unkempt, you have got to work hard to make excellent first impressions on dates, if you have plans of ever propagating your gene pool.

Inner beauty is something that will later come into play, but without the outer sheen, you do not stand as much chance of getting more than a booty call and a promise of a phone call that might just never come.

There are many ways to enhance your physical appearance – the true selling point of your genes. Some will argue that you can't fix ugly, but you could transcend the first date-last date phenomenon you may have been experiencing all your life due to lack of allure. These are some little things that might increase your chances of standing out above the rest of average-lookers:


  • Learn a little about applying makeup. Attempting to look good is not going to work in your favor if you apply it like a circus clown in drag.
  • Wear clothing that accentuates your body type; there are a million websites out there that detail what will compliment your shape and work in your favor. Avoid clothing that is too tight and not appropriate to your age.
  • Hair is not designed to be ten feet tall and stiff as a board, so women, pay attention. If you are going to wake up next to some guy repeatedly, please know that men do not want their eye poked out by hair sprayed tangles. Keep a nice natural hairstyle and it will look just as nice when you wake up and smile at the partner next to you.
  • Make sure your teeth are as white and clean as you can and carry breath mints.


If you thought that you are immune to these shallow thoughts, I ask you to consider the last time you were on a date. Did you really choose him because you knew he had valuable insights on the mating habits of the South American jaguar and because he subscribes AND reads The New Yorker, or because he really had a well put together demeanor, had nice prominent glutes, and his dimple just kept flashing as he spoke? Really, go on and analyze it for awhile. If he had looked like an overgrown baboon with a comb-over that passed for hair, would you really have been quite as enamored?

Well-meaning people who are in the business of spouting feel-good sayings would always say that 'beauty is skin deep' or that 'inner beauty is all that matters'. In all likelihood, these are people who are all inner beauty themselves. Some of them could be friends who want to empower you, help you through your self-esteem issues, and that is fine; they are good people to surround yourself with. Although I wouldn't dismiss the value of having a great attitude, an aptitude for nuclear physics, and an above average vocabulary, the truth is that there will be times when you would want to be admired not for your brain but for your rack. As an average-looking person, there is only so much you can do to improve your physical features that would not involve frequent trips to the cosmetic surgeon or dermatologist's clinic or hoping to be reincarnated as Scarlett Johansson. But sometimes, exerting great efforts at polishing your exterior is essential. If and when you get accused of shallowness for valuing outer beauty, reason that you're only thinking about your kids.

Lessons Learned from Britney Spears' Presence on Tinder

by Patricio | 9:44 a.m. | September 16th 2014

Britney Spears was/is on Tinder.

Britney Spears on Tinder

Although her account was created by Jimmy Fallon for The Tonight Show, with a hilarious profile that says, 'This better work, bitch', just for kicks and not to actually help her find a replacement for her recently dumped boyfriend, can you wrap your head around the fact that as you you're using Tinder, the odds of you being swiped right by the legendary Miss Spears, previously a crazy fantasy, has just become a reality?

If you happen to like Britney, will you now raise the hours you spend on Tinder from only four hours to six hours a day in hopes of chancing upon the Toxic singer whose love life, as is it is well known, like yours and mine, can also be complicated, messy and imperfect? Will you hold it against her or will you be anticipating her presence in the massively popular flirting app? Did your own hopes of finding romance just plummeted upon finding out that even Britney Spears – pop music icon, possessor of about 15 talents, and lingerie line owner – has to resort to seemingly innocuous apps for dates?

You have so many questions and that is alright.

The account was probably terminated the minute the episode rolled credits. If she is still on it, however, you may guess that she swipes left more than she does right (as is her right). Britney Spears on Tinder is probably so earth shattering an event and so groundbreaking a celebrity move, you probably hyperventilated when you first heard of it. But to be honest, there is not a lot she can do to shock the general public. Of the many stunts she has pulled, being on Tinder definitely doesn't even count. And besides, it's all just for good, TV-viewing fun. But imagine a parallel universe where Britney Spears, given her woeful dating history, resorts to Tinder to find a date. There, clearly, would be lessons to be learned from such an event happening.

There is absolutely no shame in looking to dating apps and websites for romance. I've been looking at dating sites and dating categories for quite some time and I've noticed that most of those who have tried online dating are still surprised that it actually works. That it still shocks a lot of people that something that is hugely patronized on the internet as a dating website has achieved a staggering amount of success is, in itself, shocking. Of course online dating works. If even the likes of Britney can find it in her heart to join Tinder, why shouldn't you, mere mortal?

Image courtesy of Tinder.comDisplay picture is king (or queen). You can not possibly hope to capture someone's heart or be the cause of fire on someone's loins with your meek-looking, unsexy DP, unless of course, you're Britney.

Carefully crafting a catchy profile shout out is a matter of extreme importance in the attainment of success while on Tinder or any dating app. If despite all efforts you fail at coming up with a DP that screams 'Player' instead of 'Loser', try to win people over with your wit. If you can't dazzle people with your throbbing pecs or biceps, amaze them with your Wildean intellect. For instance, if Britney were to make her own Tinder profile, it would probably say, 'It's Britney, bitch.' Take a cue from the Spears catalogue of outrageous shout-outs, and make your online profiles (dating profiles more importantly) the center of everyone's attention.

The smallest of gestures can mean either disaster or success when dating through an app or a website. If you happened to be on Tinder at the same time that Britney was on it, and she appeared on your swipees AND you swiped left and she swiped right on you, you would spend the rest of your waking hours wishing you were never born a fool who makes such a monumental mistake. Dating and hooking up success on Tinder was previously documented here. If there's one valuable lesson to be learned from being on such a straightforward dating app as Tinder, it is to swipe wisely.

Dating apps are your friends. You can choose to suffer anxieties as a result of being unpopular in your social networks, mope at the lack of likes and retweets and favorites, but in apps such as Tinder, for as long as you remember what you're in there for – to flirt – you won't have to suffer a nervous breakdown.

If you're a put-on-a-show kind of person, you would know that creating a dating app profile shouldn't take the backseat. These are lessons you probably already know, but they are worth reiterating, nonetheless. You really better work it.

I Kissed a Baby Daddy and I Liked It

by Jalyn Giraldo | 10:57 a.m. | September 4th 2014

Society views a baby daddy in a very negative light. A baby daddy is seen as an unmarried man who usually does not have custody of his kids and often depicted as being averse to paying child support. In reality, a baby daddy is more a man that had a relationship go south and there was, unfortunately, an offspring involved. He is basically a single dad who did not get married. Image courtesy of David Castillo Dominici at

There is nothing I hate more than being stared at when I'm with my boyfriend, actually fiancé, out in public with his two kids on the weekend. I'm ten years younger than my fiancé who has two kids from a previous relationship. He's mostly seen as just as a baby daddy, but he really is so much more than that. My soon-to-be step-kids are 10 and 14 years younger than I am and people just refuse to face that I am willing to take on that responsibility willingly. My boyfriend tells me to ignore it all but it's tough when I feel that people choose to judge me because of it.

I have been told that he is an irresponsible man and that if he has two kids with a woman he never married, then he's just going to knock me up and, well, I will be left alone raising a kid and he'll skip out on child support. It doesn't matter a whit that I try to explain that he is giving the baby mama most of his paycheck -- they just have too much a negative view of unmarried fathers and no amount of defending can help that.

I want to clear up a few things about dating a baby daddy. There is surely a lot of men out there who do skip out on their responsibilities and ignore the fact that they threw DNA into a cocktail and produced spawns. Those guys are losers and they could all be shot at dawn in my opinion. But at the same time, there are men that do create life and marriage or long-term relationship with a woman they can't stand just doesn't happen to be on top of their priorities list, and that is fine.

See, I was one of those women who thought ill of single dads or "baby daddies", until I met one. Jim opened my eyes by being frank about his new lifestyle ever since becoming a dad. He says that his entire view on life has changed in the past 10 years. Those kids come first and if I want to be a part of his life, I need to remember this.

Baby Daddy Drama

He laid down the law for me when we began going out. The main point is that life is not easy on weekends for him because the kids come first. I got read the riot act before I even had a chance to protest. I was told not to seek his attention when they were demanding it. Kids get sick and they need to be prioritized and that's just how it is in the life of a baby daddy.

I was told that he loved my spontaneity but that it didn't matter when he has prior daddy commitments. I was taken aback and did not know how to respond at first. He wanted me to entertain the kids and be cool with them when I finally meet them. But at the same time, I was warned not to take a serious step forward on our relationship. When I did finally meet them, I was charmed until the youngest, a six year old, after eating too much cotton candy, threw up on while we were at the zoo. I saw this as the ultimate test to winning my boyfriend's heart. I handled it well and didn't throw up myself.

Throwing away the conventions of a normal relationship when you are 20 was hard for me, but I knew that I had to overcome my partying mentality and learn a new way with my soon-to-be husband. Do not get me started on the fact that I had to meet my fiance's ex and get along with her since he told her he is serious about me. I considered myself lucky because she isn't one of those crazy exes. She was candid in explaining my role in the kids' life, basically, that I would not be a Mom to them. I don't want to be, but I do want them to respect and love me too.

So don't knock someone down before you know their story. Not all baby daddies are child support-evading son of a guns and not all of them will seduce you and leave you with bastard children. Exercise caution when dealing with problems and time constraints which predictably come when dating a man with child. Baby daddy drama is an inevitability but if he's responsible enough and promises to use contraceptives religiously, there's no reason to dodge them completely.

Where to Take Your Introvert Date

by Patricio | 5:15 p.m. | September 2nd 2014

One of the more compelling reasons to date an introvert is that you can enjoy silence like you've never enjoyed it before. Well, not really, but you have to admit that an overpowering amount of silence while on a date can be a welcome break if all the dates you've had are ones where you talk about your horoscope, your favorite Alfred Hitchcock movie, and your views on marriage. Sometimes, you just want to sit, hold on to your ankles and watch the world go by.

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Know, first of all, that introverts are not necessarily shy, mute or rude. Their exterior may not reveal much, which can be infuriating or charming depending on your own personality (which could influence how you deal with an introvert), but inside them is fire. Introverts can be a bundle of fun, just not in the typical, boisterous fashion usually exhibited by those who enjoy mosh pits. Due to the limited amount of effort they're willing to expend in socializing and talking about how queer the weather is lately, they are often generally perceived as mysterious loners. In truth, they actually love having meaningful conversations, but mostly with themselves, and if they're feeling generous, in the company of 2-3 trusted friends.

Introverts are often misunderstood as a result of not emitting as much noise as everyone else. They are known to charge internally and so their energy tends to be stored and kept burning within the confines of their own minds. Hating people is not a sign of introversion, but avoiding small talk definitely is. They are often asked to speak up, often asked 'What's wrong?', and as a result, are constantly having their nerves grated because their idea of a social setting is not like in the Oprah Winfrey Show where thoughts and feelings are discussed over an hour-long segment under the harsh glaring lights of television.Image courtesy of marcolm /

Being with an introvert, you discover the soothing effects of not speaking much. There is serenity, peace and an overall aura of calm. There is also awkwardness and in extreme cases, disaster. Sometimes, introvert-extrovert pairings work, such as in the case of precocious cancer couple Hazel Grace Lancaster and Augustus Waters, and sometimes it doesn't, as in the case of Courteney Cox and David Arquette. 

1. Cinema

You will be surprised that typical dating activities such as going to a movie can produce the best results when dating an introvert. In the cinema, silence is gold. Bringing your introverted date to a movie, especially one with a two-hour running time, is ideal and one of the best ways to start a conversation. If a movie is interesting enough to be talked about – say, it has really graphic decapitation scenes or gratuitous nudity – maybe you'll be lucky enough to hear about what he/she has to say about it rather than reading about it later on his/her Twitter timeline, where your presence in the witnessing of said movie would be completely dwarfed by the greatness of the film. Also, cinemas are conducive to making out. Regardless of personality, it's almost always a win-win situation.

2. Bookstore

Being introverted doesn't often equate to being a bookworm, but bookworms, by the very nature of their hobby, have qualities inherent in an introvert. In any case, it's safe to bring a date to a bookstore because if nothing else, he/she might suspect you of being an intellectual even though all you ever read is Archie comics (not that there's fault to be found in that).

3. Art Gallery

Most art exhibits demand quiet introspection and appreciation (although loud proclamations often work for some), and dating in an art gallery or museum is sure to mask the conversation gaps you may have had earlier on your lunch or dinner date. But don't expect discussions about how illusionist or impressionist the pieces you just saw. Your introvert date would probably rather discuss the merits of Van Gogh in the comfort of his own blog or his Facebook wall which will be shared to his 97 friends.

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net4. Coffee Shop

Unless your date is allergic to caffeine, a coffee shop is a great dating place for several reasons: caffeine jolts people to consciousness and activity and coffee is just universally considered a delicious and customizable beverage enjoyed by the entire human race. Maybe after a cup of Americano, she will snap out of her reverie and talk up a storm.

Before you test the waters of introvert-dating, assuming you're not an introvert yourself (or you are one but are infinitely less averse to talking), decide first if you're willing to captain a conversation, fill long and empty silences, and make decisions for two. An introvert is not incapable of making decisions but is merely less likely to verbalize it. If you happen to like someone who happens to be an introvert, cherish, and don't question, those little quiet times.

Far Away Does Not Mean Far Apart Emotionally

by Jalyn Giraldo | 1:35 p.m. | August 27th 2014

Image courtesy of David Castillo Dominici at FreeDigitalPhotos.netThere are times in a couple's life when the need to experience the dreaded long distance relationship (LDR) becomes inevitable. Ask any couple who have gone through it and how such an arrangement works, if it does work, or even what their experience was, and you will likely hear a lot of tales of woe and unfaithfulness and the deterioration of that relationship because maintaining it proved to be so hard.

I am not going to lie to you, it's not ideal and it's not easy. As a military spouse, I expect that at times in my marriage my husband will have to go far away from home and we will have to manage to keep our family running smooth, collaborate on bills while also keeping our romance and special love thriving despite the distance. We will have to learn new ways to keep that spark alive and find ways to ease the pain and lonely feelings that are going to plague us at some parts of the separation.

Karen, a friend of mine, tried to do a LDR when her boyfriend, a navy soldier, was deployed for six months. She was young and the relationship was only a year old when he left. With tears in both their eyes, they bid an emotional farewell and promised  to send each other letters and communicate online whenever possible, and that the relationship would make it. Sadly, this proved to be the case only for the first two months of the time apart. All started out well but when the mailman started showing up less frequently and the phone calls that had grown stagnant and dull were just no longer coming, they knew that something was wrong. He began being emotionally distant and she began an affair thinking that he was having one. He came home after awhile and told her about being in the field and unable to connect with her and she, in turn, told him she was pregnant.

The guidelines were not laid out, the planning on how to manage was not there and communication was non-existent before the relationship was thrown to different corners of the earth. This could have been avoided. So what are some solutions that can set a LDR into a successful and actually beneficial experience for a couple? How can a loving relationship survive when there are just words on the screen and a disembodied voice on the phone? More importantly, what about the loneliness and the urge for sexual gratification?

The physical act of holding hands and hearing "I love you" while someone looks in your eyes can feed the heart and bond you and your partner in loving closeness and intimacy. This all flies out the window when there is a monitor or a phone line between you, but that does not need to end the connection of intimacy. Thanks to Skype and similar video programs and hundreds of other social apps, there is the ability to do both. Granted, touching your hands together might feel strange when there is a monitor, but touching can be a spiritual or a mental rather than a physical experience. As long as you're both able to transcend the physical demands of intimacy, you should be fine. That and the ability to use your imagination in the most satisfying way.

Sexual gratification on the other hand is trickier, but manageable, and certainly can be done with a bit of imagination and technological know-how, basically through webcam and sexting. Phone sex and flirting sprinkled with a bit of role-playing can also enhance a sexually stagnating relationship. Then there are the more unconventional things that strong couples can work out on that would gratify each other's physical needs in a mutually agreeable and safe way. I will not beat around the bush about this but it is not for everyone and the make-or-break ratio of the primary relationship is quite high. 

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Paul has to go on business meetings for his job as an executive in International Relations and his wife of four years knows that while he's gone, he entertains himself from sexual loneliness. She, on the other hand, has informed him that she has a boyfriend in town that keeps her “occupied” when he's gone. Both have opened up the communication and are honest about their agreed upon dalliances with others in a non-threatening, trusting way. They have no children yet and have discussed that at a later time when they do reproduce, this arrangement might not work. But for now, such recourse helps to keep their loving relationship flowing and healthy through the distance.

Having to be separated from each other is stressful, but it is not insurmountable if a relationship is strong and built on trust. The ability to articulate certain needs that must be fulfilled soothes the kind of wound caused by great distance.

It's Taboo, But How Do You Do?

by Jalyn Giraldo | 11:11 a.m. | August 19th 2014

Oh my, you see him across the room and he catches your eye and you just feel the warmth spread through your lower half and just want to melt right there. He looks straight ahead again and you see a tear roll down his cheek. Oh good, he's emotional too. Hot and emotional. He stands up and walks down the center of the room carrying flowers. Wow. Then he passes you without looking at you and lays the flowers in the casket. Reality slaps you back to realize exactly where you are in an instant and you feel ashamed. People are here to grieve and you are thinking fireworks in your mind with some random guy.

"I'm sorry for your loss. Want to make out?" 

Is it really wrong, though? People meet every day and no one knows where that crush will begin, or even if it will go further, unless you give it a shot. Image courtesy of David Castillo Dominici at FreeDigitalPhotos.netSome places are just not socially appropriate to flirt in or initiate a romance. Funerals are for grieving and a certain decorum of respect is required, but what if there is a real possibility of never seeing that someone again? The idea may seem laughable to think of going up to someone and say, "Sorry for your loss, but would you like to go out sometime?" The impossible cannot become the possible without dropping a few social etiquette rules once in awhile.

Conversely, my parents had a friend named Amy, who met her husband at a wedding and they have been blissfully married twenty years this summer. How is a wedding inappropriate? Aren't weddings all about the loving atmosphere, where you bless the happy couple, and then dance and drink alcohol with other people? Certain relationships can begin at a wedding reception, either in the throes of inebriation for a quick fling or for the long-term. However, in this case, Amy's dream man was the groom on his wedding day. That one did have to wait a few years while a marriage sadly disintegrated, but without that first connection, it would not have ever been a dream come true for them to be with each other.

Working it at the workplace

Image courtesy of stockimages at FreeDigitalPhotos.netI had my turn on the inappropriate roller coaster ride. In my early thirties, a recent divorcee, I obtained a job in an HVAC warehouse with 8 co-workers that were all male. My mind gave way to many imaginative thoughts when I should be concentrating on the latest rating for high efficiency units. One co-worker, in particular, set my internal thermometer rising frequently and despite the taboo of inter-office relations, we began flirting and sending naughty text messages and had a brief but fulfilling fling. It certainly made work interesting and we were fortunate that there was no bad feelings in the relationship to make our professional relationship unbearable.

When rules are put in place to protect people from the harsher effects of relationships, it can an adrenaline charged rush to go against the norm and attempt to beat the odds. The office policies of today are designed to diminish the real pressures of sexual advances in the workplace, but also to avoid having to maintain a working relationship with someone when a personal relationship goes south. While not a policy that is strictly adhered to, it involves having the maturity to handle when a relationship or fling is over.

Flirtatious Anonymous

Alcoholics Anonymous has an unwritten secret step known as the "13th Step", that is documented in the literature briefly, but not officially designated by number, nor included in the standard rules of the twelve-step program. That "step" recommends that anyone entering sobriety should avoid relationships or sexual couplings for the first year. Having been around the program myself, I know that in the social aspects of your club meetings, you will get asked if you have been 13th stepped yet which means that someone more seasoned is taking advantage of the new and vulnerable members. There are many successful relationships that have blossomed in a shared desire to stay sober, but it is considered taboo and truly depends on having a sense of what it means to your path to recovery.

Not everyone will have that romantic, electric-charged story of meeting on a romantic cruise or tropical sandy white beach. Some of the best success stories begin with a location that does not scream "happily ever after." If we all waited around for that perfect setting, we will have missed something that could have the potential to escalate our heartbeats into dizzying heights of joy and endorphin-based euphoria. Your dreamy-eyed love of a lifetime could be waiting in the grocery check-out, sitting two seats away during church or even waiting his or her turn at the unemployment office. Circumstance and location are not the obstacles to pay mind to, but the possibility of finding that person at the right time that you are meant to, wherever in the universe it may happen.

Social Media Flirting Versus Dating Website Flirting

by Andy Jones | 4:52 p.m. | August 13th 2014

Sometimes you have to stop and ask, “How did people meet one another before the internet?” No matter how shy you are, what your social circle is like, or even where you live, you can now use the web to meet new friends and, in some cases, maybe even more. When it comes to flirting, the internet offers an unlimited amount of options to reach out to those that you are interested in. Most notably, people either choose dating websites or social media to message those that they think are cute or would like to get to know better. However, it’s important to note that there is a big difference between flirting on a dating website and flirting on social media. Here are some things to keep in mind when using either platform.

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Do You Want To Pay To Play?

One of the first decisions that you’ll have to think about when looking to flirt with someone is whether or not you want to pay to do so. Over one billion people around the world have Facebook, and sites like Twitter and Instagram are continuing to grow in popularity. Luckily for those on a budget out there, it doesn’t cost any money to use these services, which means they can easily message anyone that they want without having to pay a price to do it. That being said, most social media sites aren’t dependent upon dating, so you certainly run the risk of looking like a massive creeper if you message someone who isn’t interested in you – but we’ll talk more about that later.

If you don’t mind paying a few bucks a month, then dating websites are the way to go when it comes to finding people to flirt with. The thing is, many people can’t determine whether or not paying for a dating website is worth it, especially if they try and flirt with people and get no love in return.

Another option for those wanting to try dating websites is to use a free service. But before you jump at the chance, keep in mind that these sites come with caution. Because anyone can hop on these free sites, you are likely to come across a lot of internet trolls and probably quite a few fake profiles. Along with that, the quality of people that you might meet likely won’t be as good as it is for someone who is willing to pay for an online site. This isn’t to say that you can’t still meet some attractive and certainly flirt-worthy people on free dating sites; but if you grow tiresome of the limited amount of options, don’t forget that you can pay a bit and open yourself up to an entirely new world of people.

A Friend Of A Friend, Of A Friend

Image courtesy of Master isolated images at FreeDigitalPhotos.netSo maybe you’ve decided that you still want to use social media as a way to flirt and hook up with people. That’s not a problem. However, you’ll likely want to check to see what mutual friends the two of you have before you say anything crazy. If you do happen to write someone and he/she is friends with someone that you both know, you can bet that he/she’ll ask them more information about you. If you aren’t sure of what the person might say, your efforts might be shot down before you even get a chance to get in the game.

Luckily, online dating is the complete opposite. Everyone is there for a reason. Whether that reason is to date, flirt, hook up, or simply get attention from others, that’s up to them. But the point is, dating sites draw people in with the intention of knowing that they’ll get hit up with messages from others who want to flirt. The only weird part with messaging someone through online dating is that you might come across someone you know or, even worse, a family member.

So what’s a good approach?

The thing with making an initial message to flirt is that both social media and dating websites can be approached in the same way. For example, if you are on social media and see someone you want to hit up, you can start by liking a few of their photos, or posting or even commenting on them. With online dating, it works the same way. You can easily check out a few photos or read over the profile (although it may seem like nobody ever does this), and then message the person with some of the details that they have. Not only will this show that you actually read their profile, but you can also find something that you may have in common and it’ll help break the ice.

Whether you are looking to get your flirt on or take it to the next level, the internet is a great place to do it. But before you decide to go on Facebook or Instagram and start chatting up everyone you know, be cautious of how that might get around. That said, online dating websites are a place where people come with one thing in mind, which makes it free game to get your flirt on.

How Romantic Comedies Destroyed My Dating Expectations

by Andy Jones | 5:12 p.m. | August 6th 2014

Are romantic comedies keeping me single?

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As if I need help ruining my love life, studies actually prove all those sappy romantic comedies may be the culprit to my current single status. What’s worse is, looking at it, they may be right! I have one of those preconceived Cinderella complexes that just may keep me single. Sappy doe eyed Cinderella made us all believe that the Prince would fall in love with us and take us away from our rags so we could enjoy the riches of life.

If you are waiting for Prince charming to ride in on his horse with the golden slipper you may want to rethink your love life. The Cinderella story is repeated over and over in romantic comedies. Think Pretty Woman, Maid in Manhattan or even The Notebook. I’m not saying that income should  never be a factor and that the occasional true life rich guys and gals don’t fall for us poor lovelorn souls. It’s just the likelihood of being a prostitute then being swept off my feet by a millionaire is just highly unlikely. I hate to put a damper on any of you working girls feelings, but it’s just not going to happen.

Are we predestined to find love? Do soul mates really exist? So Sara from Serendipity gets the guy in the end after she stupidly writes her number in a book that could have reached the hands of any unsavory character. There were a couple of times it was touch and go. You can’t expect in the real world that fate is enough to just bring you a partner. With a little technological help I think old Johnny boy could have found her a little sooner. My word of advice, instead of leaving this one to fate, try Facebook - you can find anyone on there!

You know this one - it's best played out when two people are clearly attracted to each other but they tend to fight over everything. As Seen in The Ugly Truth, Abby and Mike go at it like little kids insulting each other and somehow that leads them to fall head over heels thinking they are meant to be. I guess I’m single because all of the jerks I tend to argue with I usually tell I never want to see again. Besides that, emailing some stranger like in You’ve got Mail is like telling the Craigslist killer where to find you! And that is something I never try to do, which, going by the logic of these rom-coms, is why I remain romanceless.

So he tells you from the beginning that he never wants to get married or have kids. Maybe he doesn’t tell you but he never stops his womanizing ways. Ever feel like you can change him? Romantic comedies lead us to believe that we can change him right, just like Connor in Ghost of Girlfriends Past. Then there is The Proposal, a little blackmail goes a long way, doesn’t it? It’s called a lawsuit in the real world. If your boss hijacked your life for a weekend and she’s already a bitch, there is no way it could lead to love and affection let alone wedding bells.

Another idea romantic movies perpetuate is that a makeover gets you the guy. As if? So you want us to pretend to be something we are not and confuse everyone around us by pretending to be interested in anything the popular people find interesting giving up our wholesome persona to become a skank. Lindsay acted this one out in Mean Girls and then tried it in real life only to find out it wasn’t the best life choice.

'If he gets me pregnant we will get married.' This one may have worked in the days of old, where your father shows up with a shot gun to right the wrong that’s been done to his dear darling daughter. In modern times, a single mom is commonplace. Do I hear an episode of Maury in the making? So getting “Knocked Up” won’t help Mr. Right marry you. You’ll easily end up with Mr. Right now and a nice little baby bump.

Last but not least, making your ex jealous will bring him back to you. You try to make him jealous but you end up falling for the guy that you were using in the first place, just like in Drive me Crazy where Nicole and Chase actually make it work. They end up getting their ex back only to find that they really are attracted to each other.

Researchers found that after watching romantic comedies couples were less likely to communicate effectively. Romantic comedies alter your expectations of what a real relationship should be. This leads to a mind-crushing reality when your own relationships or attempts to have one don’t end in the fairy tale love story you see on the big screen.

Truth be told, I know that real relationships are not perfect and take a lot of work. I don’t let it sabotage my relationships but I can admit I may have some unrealistic expectations that are embedded in my psyche from watching these movies. The remedy: don’t take those movies too seriously!

Love Does Cost a Thing

by Patricio | 10:57 a.m. | July 30th 2014

Image courtesy of Ambro / FreeDigitalPhotos.netIn the song 'Bills, Bills, Bills', Beyoncé, backed by the rest of Destiny's Child, laments the sad state of her relationship with a freeloading man. At first, she and her man started out 'real cool', taking her places 'she ain't never been'. To her utter shock, this man started showing his true colors. In an exciting twist of the song's narrative, the guy started behaving disagreeably causing the foursome to stand united in sisterhood to protest what they deem as questionable dating behavior in a man. And it's all because of the arrival of bills: telephone, automo-bills, and, presumably, salon bills (because you just know Beyoncé has to have a salon allowance).

Unfortunately the song does not go deep enough to examine why such changes occurred in said man. We only know one thing for sure: the scrub wasn't Beyoncé's present husband, the millionaire rapper-mogul Jay-Z.

At the opposite end of the econo-romantic spectrum is Jennifer Lopez and the persona she inhabits in the song, 'Love Don't Cost a Thing'. In it, she 'sings' about her man keeping her 'iced' – a condition which we can only assume is characterized by being kept in a constant state of being heavily blinged. Whereas Beyonce and company were stressing over a man's lack of cash, Jenny from the block is with a man who lets her drive his Benz. Not only does she refuse to drive said Benz, she is resolute that her love does not have to cost her man a thing, even if he were broke (which he most certainly is not).

When dealing with the financial issues in a relationship, are you a Beyoncé or a J.Lo?

These seemingly men-dissing songs talk about the touchy issue of money within the context of a relationship. But beyond the pop trappings of these songs is a subject most of us grapple with but seldom talk about, or talk about but with a certain degree of ickiness. In a relationship, how should partners split the payables? The songs may be old (they were popular in the 90s until the early 00s) but the issue being discussed is timeless.

In a male-female relationship, it is safe to assume that the guy ought to at least pay for first dates, anniversaries, and special occasions. In this day and age it is not anymore imperative that men pay for everything – dinner, drinks, movie – but it probably won't ever seem right that a woman pay for a first date.

Since it's not 1918 anymore, women has already achieved economic power almost equaling that of men. It's still a long way to go before the gender pay divide is obliterated, but most societies are moving towards a future where women don't have to constantly battle discrimination when it comes to pay, among other things. It's a subject worthy of a blog post or dissertation all on its own but today we limit the discussion on the urgent issue of who should pay for the movie popcorn.

Popular shows such as Sex & the City and Girls and movies such as Brides Maids and The Proposal have been trying to sell us the idea that women can be just as raunchy, sex-starved, and financially capable as men. Even if our lives are universes away from the lives of the characters that populate these excellent entertainment, we have no trouble believing that the modern woman is highly capable of paying for her own dinner and cab fare, and that women today are unlike what Edith Wharton novels would have you believe: delicate, meek and must be extremely marry-able.

But how about in gay relationships?

With gays, such an issue should be fairly easy to resolve. It's hard to imagine a time in 1896 when the issue of bill splitting was a cause of great concern. What worked for same-sex partners in the 50s ought to work for couples in the current times. But this sort of thinking is likely exclusively conjured by those born anywhere between 1985-1990. Is it really that simple for homosexuals? The agreeable answer is no. Same-sex relationships, like any relationship in the animal kingdom, can also be a lot more complicated than is imagined. If there are no gender issues to deal with, what do gay couples then consider?

Age probably, or most definitely, is one. The older person in a couple is usually the one most inclined to pay, but it's not always the case, and this perception is not a wholly welcome one.

Economic power is another factor. A lesbian couple of the same age could both be working for a prestigious investment firm, but the other one might be a novice who pays for her own mounting debts and bills, while the other is a senior partner whose family owns 15% of Caesars Entertainment Corp. This is such a simplistic illustration but in similar situations where each partner's socio-economic status is easily distinguishable, decisions over who should pay for things shouldn't have to be debated at length.

There is ultimately no clear cut rules on splitting bills. No one ought to lose his head thinking about who should be shelling out cash more. Online forums have been put up to discuss this predicament and although the people who post in these avenues of enlightenment may be no experts, practical and sensible ideas abound. One such piece of sage advice is that the person who invites should be the one to pay.

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Also a sensible rule to follow is to Go Dutch as often as possible. Awkward situations may arise in certain situations as a result of individual expectations. But Miss Lopez, despite her limited vocal and songwriting skills, sang the truth when she openly declared her preference in being treated right over being given things that only money can buy.

A date or a relationship becomes a soaring success when a couple is mentally, emotionally, and sexually compatible. These days, being economically compatible certainly never hurts.

Tinder Love

by Nazia Tariq | 10:15 a.m. | July 23rd 2014

Being back in the dating scene after a considerable number of years being married has been interesting. I used to see my single friends use Tinder, so I made an account as soon as I could. Setting up my profile wasn’t hard; it was just a matter of choosing a few good pictures from my Facebook profile. After several minutes of vigorous swiping left and right, I got notifications that I had matches! Yippie!

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.netOh disappointment, you know no bounds. The men either went straight to the point after the initial niceties as in, ‘Wanna come over and have sex?’.  Either that or they were just dormant matches too stuck up to say hi. I made the move, I said 'Hi, hello, how are you?' but received no reply. Uhm, hello?! Why did you swipe then, idiot?

Eventually it gets better, because when I was bored I Tindered. And I get bored often. So let's say I had 100 matches: 50 were just dormant, 25 were creepy, 25 said hi. Out of those 25, 5 were able to carry on a nice conversation and bingo, I had two dates for the coming weekend.

On Thursday, this seemingly hot-in-pictures guy kept messaging me and asking me to go over to his place to meet up even though I had already agreed to have a date with him on Friday. My Thursday night-out had to be cut short because of the curfew, so I thought, why not go to his place? I took two of my friends and headed over, and told him I was coming with my posse. He didn’t mind too much, and joked about how I was playing safe. Heck yeah, I was! He came down to bring us all up to his condo. He was a little shorter than I had expected, but cute.  As the night progressed I saw he was really making an effort with my friends, and made us feel at home as possible, which I thought was sweet. I was definitely seeing him on Friday.

Friday evening, I met him at the soi of the lounge we were headed to, and from the moment I got out of the cab, he didn’t take his eyes off me. He complimented me, and said he felt under-dressed because he was only wearing a tee while I was wearing a nice little dress. Wow, this was a proper date, I thought. As we started walking, he gave me his arms and off we went.

The date was fun! While I was in the middle of a breezy conversation with him, he kissed me. This was nice, I thought. It's been a while, but I remember what a good date felt like. So we got in a cab headed to his condo and...  I threw up. As if throwing up in the cab wasn't enough, I threw up some more at his place. But he was there throughout.

I felt good. It was nice that I actually met a sweet French guy on Tinder with whom I had a wonderful date, even though I was completely unable to hold my liquor. And oh, we had great sex. I stayed over, as he insisted, and went home happy the next morning. I didn’t care if I heard from him again or not. I felt good about how he was such a gentleman, not to mention, great in the sack. He even made a sad face when I left.

What I didn’t expect was him wanting to see me again on Saturday night. As it happens, I had a date with a Thai guy I met on Tinder, also on Saturday night. The date was at 8, and French guy wanted to see me after 10, so I thought I could make it work.

I met my second date at a nice pub and he had a table outside since we both smoke. We ordered drinks and chatted. My Thai guy was funny and it turned out we had a lot in common. But here's the thing, he was really short and looked like a baby. I knew this wasn’t going to go anywhere other than how it was fun being in each other's company. So I had been texting my French guy as soon as it was 10 and we decided to meet at the lobby of his condo.

I told my Thai guy I had to meet friends and he was fine with that. This was my first date with a Thai but I didn’t think he expected anything more than a few hours of laughs and drinks. He put me in a cab and off I went to my French man. He came down to the lobby and from the looks of it, he made an effort to dress up. That amused me quite a bit. Again, he complimented me on how I looked and asked if I wanted to go party or wanted a more relaxed outing. I really didn’t want to party and so he said he’d take me someplace where ‘I’d fall in love’ with him. At that point, I was just getting even more amused and was asking myself, “What is going on here?”.

He took me to a breathtaking rooftop bar which was quite lovely – there was a little garden gate that led up to a steep narrow stairway with an arch covered in plastic vines that lead to the highest level of the bar. The stairway was extremely romantic, and he was holding my hand as he led me up the stairs. The bar had a great view, the weather was lovely, and a few people were dancing to the DJ's nice tunes. I was in heaven.

As soon as our drinks were finished, we were ready to go back to his place. We kissed on the stairway, because I asked him to. The view was practically begging for us to make out. Another night of great sex and sleepover, what more could I ask for? Tinder turned out to be quite useful.

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Then I heard from him two days later. He asked why I hadn't been texting in the last 2 days, and told me he didn’t want to be my ‘weekend fuck’. I explained that I had no idea what our thing was and that I wasn’t sure of what he expected, to which he sardonically replied that iMessaging was free and that he needs more attention. I was very intrigued as well as amused by this sudden outburst. And then the messages got a bit aggressive and judgmental, like I had betrayed him somehow and made him feel bad.

At that point I was really confused and a little upset. That’s when I was convinced I needed to clarify that I was looking for nothing more than just a few laughs. He replied that between French and English, somehow, the messages had sounded worse than how he had meant it. He clarified that he was not in love with me but that he liked me. He added that he didn’t fancy bringing different girls home and just wanted some attention from me.

I started thinking, I was still on Tinder, matching with people, and still excited about it. I didn’t want to limit myself to the only guy I had met who happened to like me as well. So I said nothing. The next morning, I decided to text him ‘Good morning’ and immediately got a reply saying, ‘Hahaha, you made an effort’. And so my little French romance continued. Excellent work, Tinder!